It Was All So Simple - Ashish Seth

Forests and climate change would be easy
But can you really remember a time when it was all so simple?
[CLEARS THROAT]
A dimple pimple in high school
Made the girl sit away three tables
You sat with the screwed and disabled
No one thought you were cool or able
At your table,
You’d sit with your broke and retarded friends who’d make fun of you
Who played big 2 and black jack and talked about sex and booze
The person who’d lose would have to fork over a dollar or two
And the person forking the change would always most likely be you
What lunch,
Soggy chicken burger and chips that barely crunched
After lunch, you went to a class you cared for barely much
And as such, lookin’ back, you can’t remember much
After school, hooded thugs would follow you to sell their drugs and ask you to pay your dues
Take you behind yellow portables and punch you until your shoulders bruised
And then they’d laugh at you and act like they were playin’, you fool
You laughed with them to shake off that feeling, that ashamed mood
Got home and couldn’t tattle or be the laughing stock at school
Some belief in a family pride made you hide your bruises
Instead you
Toiled and studied in your stuffy room as the sun took away your light
Memorized useless facts for a test that took an hour off your life
Mom makin shit downstairs that you did not like
But couldn’t say nothing about it or you’d be called spoilt outright
Went to get coffee with your bro, saw your friends, and you weren’t with them
Tried to keep your eyes away but your eyes met and you couldn’t avoid them,
Awkward conversations, waste of time, I need to be studying
I NEED TO DRINK THIS COFFEE OR I’M GOING TO HAVE A CARDIAC ARREST
Got home and studied hard and though you can’t remember how, you aced the test
And now your friends ask how you did it and you say “It was all so simple.”

“It was all so simple…”

The Sit Dram Phenomenon: Parts I and II

Part One: http://www.the-nri.com/index.php/2010/09/critique-of-indian-serial-dramas/

Part Two: http://www.the-nri.com/index.php/2010/10/indian-parents-love-of-tv-drama-serials/

Check them out.

I Believe in eBooks

I was sitting in front of my mac and applying for a job at apple when the creative possibilities inherent in the eBook hit me. eBooks seriously are the next step forward for the literary medium of expression. With applications running on any number of handheld (even computer based) devices, what an author or writer can implant in his or her piece is limitless; sound effects as eyes cross a certain page, visual effects that bolster the text, make it living and breathing, a soundtrack for every chapter, ambient noise that increases in tempo and frequency as your eyes move through every line. If the imagination can dream it, the technologically savvy minds of today will be apt to create it. In essence, we'll see a whole medium of expression come through the portal into the Information Age.

As a creator, I find more room to play in an eBook than in a printed book. But the printed book will never die. I still believe that firmly.

mustardapple

Where am I going with my life?

It feels like my life has run out of ambition. I no longer am capable of working hard; I no longer feel I'm working towards a possible happy end. Everything I write down is trivial. The hard work doesn't pay off. The hard work doesn't conclude to a logical, practical end. It feels that after school I fell off a boat and landed in the wrong place. I wake up mornings feeling like I made all the wrong decisions for the past nine years. I always transport myself back to 2001 when I was faced with the decision of choosing which direction my life would be heading. I chose the social sciences and arts when I should've chosen science or technology or any other art that isn't "social". And then two planes flew into two towers and now I'm here.

I am an anti-social creature. I never leave home for a reason. I never have to leave home. When I'm in a place with lots of people - a bar, a club, a place where people let everything hang out - I'm terrified.

Finding a job is difficult and the process of looking is daunting. I no longer feel capable of doing anything unique and special. I've been drained of being driven. I forget things I thought about five seconds ago in less than five seconds. Nothing seems worthwhile.

I have a violent shyness. The thought of going out there on Monday to the schools to "show my face" in order to increase job prospects is weighing on me. I'm scared. I feel helpless. I am going insane. My mind is a box of post-it-notes writ with philosophical quips. I pull one out every so often for moral guidance and a quick hit of confidence.

mustardapple

Bad Teacher, Bad Student

I told a student to stand outside. He said ‘make me’. So I did. I walked up to him and grabbed him by his shirt collar and dragged him out as the whole class watched. He struggled and swore and I remember I had rage in my eyes. But I enjoyed every ounce of it. Once I shut the door, I continued my lesson.

Bad Teacher

On Sampling other Artists

Sampling isn't stealing. It's borrowing with style!

The Weather is Incompetent

The weather is incompetent.

Throw Up

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On Whether the Weather is Whacked in Mississauga - Friday March 19th to Saturday March 20th

We are currently experiencing warped weather; yesterday, which was a sunny and glorious Friday, it was warm enough to go outside in a shorts and T and play basketball on the driveway with friends. It was warm enough to roll down the windows of my Honda Accord and drive full speed down Eglinton, even though the wind did numbers to my bushy and now unkempt hair. Yesterday it was warm like Summer, or at least good enough for Spring; it was 16 to 18 degrees Celsius. Wow!

Today it's cold like wearing a thick winter jacket zipped up to the top to fight away the shivers. It's cold to the point of not wanting to venture outdoors. It's cold like 1 or 2 degrees Celsius and dropping cold. And it's bad! I don't see no ducks. Where have all the ducks gone? No loons or robins or blue jays or geese. No sun or blue sky. Just the sound of airplanes behind the white clouds. Just white seamless clouds that seem to have no end when I look to the horizon. When I awoke today, I peered out my window and just caught the last trickles of flurries gently falling to the ground. They came down like thieves tiptoeing through air, trying to evade my eyes. The wind still thrashes mercilessly and maybe this is only happening in Mississauga. But seriously, the weather has become idiosyncratic and unpredictably moody.

Are these the mood swings of a dying earth, HIV symptoms of a raped mother earth who can't take any more carbon emissions or environmental pollution? I hate preachers but seriously, this weather is messed up.

Ashish

Avatar Movie Review

Avatar Movie Review
4 out of 5 (Great!)

Avatar equates to Smurfs with attitude
And Raditude by Weezer don’t need Weezy for gratitude (there I said it)
Brown eyes, blue skin, fuck it these natives need sun tan
Not a box office smash making James Cameron a gazzilion grand
Steal rhymes and techniques from Pokahantas and a Wolf that Dances
And add monsters lookin’ like ant-eaters and purple praying mantises
A world full of plants, a tall chick that’s frantic
Interspecies antics and a scarred general with man tits
I applaud your epic fantasies, your vanity and love for science fiction fantasy
But man please, your exploiting Native American mythology and dark times in our history
You must’ve missed me when I dissed thee, G, I frisky little Navi having sex with Jake Sully
But what’s Michelle Rodriguez doing inside a cockpit without Vinnie D
“The fast and the Navi”, a fantasy of blue skinned street racer wannabes?
Treetop canopies and blue skinned cannibal doggies?
I’ve gone a bit far, let’s rewind to the beginning
The premise had weight, and epics like this are sure to have themes of love and fate
Imperialistic hate, not a movie to take a chick on a date
But wait,
A billion dollar revenue and blue skinned Saldana must’ve made some chicks gyrate
Must’ve made some chicks tan blue, strip to bare essentials to feel orgasmic,
Fantastic, a bit crass and plastic, but a spastic blue Aztec Navi chick’s sure to make the guys ask for it,
Get baked and have sex, get frisky Navi Style,
Plug your tail into hers, phallic parts, nah its doggystyle
But back to the movie, this review’s kinda out of date
It was knocked out first place but Dear John, ain’t that retarded?
How in the hell did Amanda Seyfried topple a web weaved by Sigourney
On top of that, she’s a Blue Navi chick and a red haired human hotty
Yeah she moves me, I saw her on T.V. when I was, like, three
The graphics amazed me and 3d goggles in dark theatres rarely make things look fake
Heart pumping action accompanied a story that was sorta second rate
But who can say no to a Navi Sigourney
I haven’t seen Sigourney Weave her web of brilliance since she RPGed that Queen in Alien 3
Wait that was Aliens 2, Weavy baby I’m sorry
I must be losing my “fan”, what in the Mother Tree is wrong with me
But seriously, you’s a mean bitch, slapped the face of General Quatrich
Speaking of which, great acting from Stephen Lang and Giovanni Ribisi
who played Parker Selfridge
And all the other actors, including the brown guy, make the movie a must-see
See me watch it once, twice, not times that by times three
The movie’s enjoyable and if you instead opt for a movie called Dear John
A faun on your lawn with a long john’s gonna have his way with your fat mom

Pros:
- Sigourney Weaver!
- Zoe Saldana
- Groundbreaking graphics
- Epic!
- Satisfying and
- … SIGOURNEY WEAVER!
Cons:
- Michelle Rodriguez needs Vin Diesel
- No Vin Diesel
- Exploits natives and imperialistic story of white man savior ish…
- No Jeremy Renner

Dear John Movie Review

A Dear John Review
By: Mean Mr. Mustardapple

1 star of 5 for having Amanda Seyfried

Dear John
Now that you're gone, you're probably over there, defusing IED bombs in Iraqi Synagogues
Synogogues in Iraq
I have to get together my facts, or I'll be just as bad as your movie, speaking of bad
Anyway, you made a really crappy movie
It failed to move me, or the old lady in the seat right next to me;
oh wait, that's my granny, G.
She doesn't looking a thing like Amanda Seyfried, who's the only reason I came to see this piece of shit for a movie, and you telling she doesn't show off her tities, excuse me?
It's like my dog's breath's smelly, the way I see your future Channing
I don't need to rhyme 'rhyme' with time to mine how bad this movie did in my city
Oh, well, it knocked Avatar from the top
Nicholas Sparks gotsa crop of novels locked up and ready to set up shop in movie studio lots
Love stories, no matter how crappy, make young'uns happy, make the girls give up the nappy, make for Fox Cops rape stories
But back to your movie
The pacing was all fuzzy
And the script so bad it made the words come out all funny
Embarassing and boring, opposite of soaring, but it made me and my popcorn, plus granny all horny
4 sho G

Dear John
Now that you're gone
A grassful of fauns are play croquette on Amanda's front lawn
Waiting for her to give it up to some Faun's long John'SON!
Report to duty, make beds and chichen legs with Guacamole, plus Ravioli
And I know she pretty but dude, no titties, seriously! Forgive me!
That really is a pitty, a giddy kitty sitting on a boat floating down the Liffy,
My city's good looking bunnies hook in taverns, bars, and alleys
I know you're out there fighting for your country
But your beach scenes are embarassing
Your father never loved you and he lives like a hermit
But all he needs is a strumpet to tell you how much he loves you, fuck it!
That's a bad father right there, he ain't even yet drunk kid
All he ever does is sit there and jackoff to his toolkit
Now I know getting a blowie is very convincing
But licking a dickie doesn't mean long-lasting loving, honey
And why you gotta go all the way back to Iraq
When the woman you loving loves you right back
And, shit, you don't need a G.I. to have you back
Sit back and slide your nose and your head between her nice thighs,
you'll be fine, sublime... PEACE

Anways... not worth seeing partly because it had no Jeremy Renner. PEACE.

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